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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

erernjaeger:

when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea

rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability)

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want him.

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